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Kill Bill Vol. I

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Quentin Tarantino, Kill Bill Vol. I

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Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

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Bill Murray, Lost in Translation

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Uma Thurman, Kill Bill Vol. I

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David Hyde Pierce, Down With Love

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Miranda Richardson, Spider

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Sofia Coppola, Lost in Translation

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Irreversible

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Harris Savides, Gerry

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Wednesday, September 24, 2003
 

Short, Short Takes



It’s been a busy week for me, but I managed to fit in a bunch of movies; it’s just unfortunate that I haven’t had an equal amount of time to write about each and every one (not that I feel compelled to in some cases). It was kind of a disappointing week after last Sunday’s screening of The Secret Lives of Dentists. Here are some brief write-ups of the movies I’ve seen in the last week and a half, in the order of viewing:

American Splendor (d. Shari Springer Berman & Robert Pucini)

Given the subject matter, I guess the filmmakers did not want to make Crumb Redux, which is too bad, because the documentary segments of the film were the most interesting, even considering the quality of Paul Giamatti and Hope Davis’s performances (I guess it was a Hope Davis week for me; man, did she really look like Joyce). The real Harvey Pekar is just such a compelling character, that my level of interest lagged whenever the docudrama were on screen (though I did enjoy Pekar’s voice over commentary during these scenes). The film’s mixture of documentary, docudrama, animation, and clips is a postmodern stew that serves to illustrate a central question that Harvey asks Joyce (I’ll have to paraphrase, it was over a week ago): “Am I a character who writes comic books, or a character in a comic book?” Allyn is right though, the film does kind of peter out in the humor department, and the ending is fairly conventional, though they are kind of constrained by actual events.

Sarah and Son (d. Dorothy Arzner)

A creaky melodrama from 1930, by one of the few female directors to work during the classical studio era. For a Pre-Code drama, this one was pretty staid; I was expecting something more salacious. A nicely modulated performance by Ruth Chatterton, however (I liked the way she adjusted her character’s Austrian accent).

Anything Else (d. Woody Allen)

Ever since his last great film, 1997’s Deconstructing Harry, Woody Allen has been seriously coasting; it’s not that I haven’t found something of interest in his subsequent films (I actually thought that both Sweet and Lowdown and The Curse of the Jade Scorpion were good films, and hey, I even kind of liked Celebrity), but the spark just wasn’t there. It’s like Allen is making his one film a year out of habit; he needs to rest and rejuvenate. Anything Else is no different; it’s not a bad film, but it really only comes alive when Allen himself was on-screen. Here he plays Dobel, the paranoid lunatic/philosopher mentor to Jason Bigg’s young writer; Allen’s comic timing is sharp as ever when it comes to his philosophical bon mots disguised as classic one liners. The rest of the cast tries, Jason Biggs, like Kenneth Branagh in Celebrity, even adapts some Woody-mannerisms (though not to that extreme). Despite the Moby playing in the background of the Manhattan party scene, Allen’s grasp of twenty somethings seems tenuous at best; personally, I can’t remember the last time someone at a party tried to strike up a conversation about Dostoyevsky with me.

BTW, while the theater at the Saturday matinee screening that I attended was mostly empty, two young girls were eagerly sitting in the audience. I could tell they had been taken in by the deceptive Dreamworks advertising campaign. I could see them slouch farther and farther down into their chair as the film went on, and then they actually left with about ten minutes left to go.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (d. Robert Rodriguez)

A big, sprawling messy B-movie which was mildly engaging; I didn’t hate it as much as Phyrephox and Joker. Personally, I thought the “cheap” staging of some of the action sequences was done intentionally, to evoke a film’s whose budget is much less than $30 million; Rodriguez obviously hasn’t lost the knack for staging action sequences (of course, he still hasn’t picked up a knack for writing screenplays), i.e. the thrilling escape from the fifth floor of the hotel for instance (plus he can pull off some stunning imagery with his DV camera). The whole thing falls apart into a nonsensical shoot ‘em up by the end of the film (so the peasants knew the army was going to stage a coup?). Johnny Depp again steals another inferior film, with his flamboyant portrayal of CIA Agent Sands (liked his habit of wearing outlandish shirts, like his “CIA - Cleavage Inspection Agency” t-shirt, and you got to dig the pot leaf belt buckle). Oh yeah, is it just me, of did Enrique Iglesias looks “constipated” when he was supposed to look “smoldering?”

Intimate Confessions of a Chinese Courtesan (d. Chu Yuan)

The first Shaw Brothers Cinematheque screening that I was able to attend, and boy, I’m sure glad I didn’t miss this one. I mean lesbianism, kinky sex, and guys having their heart ripped right out of their chest (and I don’t mean that metaphorically). Come on! Ai Nu is a young headstrong virgin kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel owned by Lady Chun, a beautiful lesbian and powerful kung fu master (with a habit of thrusting her fingers and/or arm through the body of anyone who gets in her way, followed by a sensual licking of her bloody fingers). Ai Nu’s virginity is auctioned off to four rich men, initiating her into the life of a courtesan. Following a botched escape attempt, Ai Nu settles into her role as the brothel’s prize courtesan, continuing to habitually serve the same four men, while seducing the admiring Lady Chun, who instructs her young protégé into the powerful arts of kung fu. A big, big mistake. Ai Nu swears vengeance (in a wuxia pan, I can’t believe it), and two years later proceeds to carry out her plans for revenge, eliminating each of her four clients, one by one (I think she tears the penis off the first one; burns the second one; kills the third one by heart attack caused by a combination of a herbal aphrodisiac overdose and group sex; and brutalizes the last one in his specially made S&M chamber). Even though she’s clearly killing everyone, and is slowly working her way back to the brothel, all of the men see her as to weak to actually kill them, and Lady Chun is so blinded by love, that she is in serious, serious denial. Eventually, Ai Nu alerts the local constables to the slavers. When the guards turn on her, along with the brothel’s co-owner, another kung fu master, Ai Nu and Lady Chun join forces in an orgy of blood. The two of them rip through the male guards in a bloody whirl of silk, before the two co-owners face each other to the death (uh, let’s put it this way, Lady Chun spears her arm all the way through his chest, only to find it cut off with by his sword). When Ai Nu reveals her treachery, the betrayed Lady Chun turns her fury upon her erstwhile lover. Ai Nu only wins because Chun has already lost an arm (Chun spears her arm into a wooden column; with her arm trapped, it’s an easy target for Ai Nu’s sword). The dying Chun slumps against a bed and pleads for a final kiss from Ai Nu; she takes pity on Chun, and the two share a passionate kiss. Alas, Chun has poisoned Ai Nu with the final kiss, and the two die together (it’s not as romantic as it sounds, with green poison dribbling down Chun’s lips, and Ai Nu convulsing in pain). It’s kind of like a insane version of Hamlet. Intimate Confessions of a Chinese Courtesan’s combination of surreal sexual fantasy and bloody, fluid violence has propelled it to the top of my personal kung fu movie pantheon. Hot damn.

Blood Brothers (d. Chang Cheh)

After the lunatic delights of Intimate Confessions of a Chinese Courtesan, I was left kind of disappointed by this film, which was still good. It was more of a straightforward kung fu movie, featuring a love triangle, a couple of betrayals, and a revenge plot. David Chiang and Chen Kuan-tai play a pair of bandit brothers, who befriend an ambitious young soldier played by Ti Lung; after the three fight side by side against incredible odds, Lung’s ambitions and his love for Chen’s wife, leads to the ultimate betrayal and revenge. If this sounds familiar, well take out the female character, and you’ve pretty much got the plot of Bullet in the Head, which is no surprise. Chang Cheh was John Woo’s mentor. Something funny about the film though is the ridiculous amount of flailing that people go through before they die (I swear to God, that one guy flailed around for about a minute after being shot with an arrow); and don’t get me started on the rolling down in the hill. Yun-fat knows what I’m talking about.

thirteen (d. Catherine Hardwicke)

I liked it better when it was called kids, though this film has much better acting, and much more credible adult characters. Basically an After School Special which liberally uses the word “fuck,” the best part of my filmgoing experience was seeing the obvious discomfort of a couple of senior citizens who sat behind me; in the immortal words of Krusty the Klown, I thought they were going to plotz.


Tuesday, September 23, 2003
 

Question of the Week



Well, I think it's going to be hard to top the 49 responses to the last "Question of the Week." This week's question is a slight change of pace, and was inspired by the absolutely awful trailer for the new film Radio which I saw the other day. Remember when Cuba Gooding Jr. was a promising actor? Yeah, me neither (maybe Spike Lee got more grief than he deserved for lampooning Gooding in Bamboozled). Even though Cuba Gooding Jr. seems determined to commit some sort of professional suicide, there's always the chance that he could reinvigorate his career. Remember John Travolta before Pulp Fiction? He was being upstaged by talking babies and dogs (though he seems to be going back down to whence he came). The question of the week is:

What filmmaker, writer, director, or actor is most in need of serious professional rehabilitation? What qualities and strengths should they exploit, and what should they avoid? Is there anyone else out there that they should look towards as a role model? Feel free to give your unsolicited advice.

Remember, this question is open to any blog member or reader who wishes to post. Given the nature of the question, feel free to post about multiple filmmakers.


 

The Unofficial Milk Plus Canon: 2000 - September 2003



Well our little poll is officially finished, and the votes have been tabulated. Thanks to everyone who has partcipated. Without further ado, here are the results of the Unofficial Milk Plus Canon: 2000 - September 2003:

10. It's a Three-Way Tie:
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (d. Peter Jackson, 2002) - 14 points
The Royal Tenenbaums (d. Wes Anderson, 2001) - 14 points
The Way of the Gun (d. Christopher McQuarrie, 2000) - 14 points

9. Punch Drunk Love (d. Paul Thomas Anderson, 2002) - 15 points

8. All the Real Girls (d. David Gordon Green, 2003) - 16 points

7. It's a Two-Way Tie:
Dancer in the Dark (d. Lars Von Trier, 2000) - 17 points
You Can Count on Me (d. Kenneth Lonergan, 2000) - 17 points

6. Requiem for a Dream (d. Darren Aronofsky, 2000) - 21 points

5. Y Tu Mama Tambien (d. Alfonso Cauron, 2001) - 23 points

4. It's a Two-Way Tie:
Memento (d. Christopher Nolan, 2000) - 24 points
Mulholland Dr (d. David Lynch, 2001) - 24 points

3. 25th Hour (d. Spike Lee, 2002) - 25 points

2. It's a Two-Way Tie:
In the Mood For Love (d. Wong Kar-wai, 2001) - 26 points
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (d. Joel Coen, 2000) - 26 points

And with a very commanding league, the unofficial best film of this decade:

1. Yi Yi (d. Edward Yang, 2000) - 48 points

Though it skews towards higher profile, English-language films (which I think is more of a factor of availability versus quality, actually the next three highest point totals were for Code Unknown and Spirited Away with 13 points, and Songs from the Second Floor with 12 points), I think this is a very good "canon." Though I saw the ultimate victory of Yi Yi a long time ago (as well as the high placement of , I was kind of surprised by the insurgent choice of O Brother, Where Art Thou?. So what does everyone think about the "canon"? What does it say about the Milk Plus members and readers who voted, you know, besides having a kick ass taste in film? Also, if anyone wants to share their honorable mentions, go right ahead.

And if you missed out on the voting, feel free to share your own top ten list in this comments thread.


Sunday, September 21, 2003
 

The Secret Lives of Dentists



Hmmm, this is becoming a trend. Here is a movie that I loved, like All the Real Girls, but which I’m writing relatively little about (btw, it’s certain to make my top 10). Alan Rudolph’s portrait of a marriage in crisis is notable for not having much actually happen, at least not in a dramatic sense; there’s little shouting or histrionics. The marital meltdown occurs during the mundane domestic and professional world that the characters inhabit (for example, the family pediatrician delivers some news on the apparent psychosomatic illness of the family’s eldest daughter via the phone, while sitting on the toilet reading a magazine), and takes the form of uncomfortable silences, quiet sighs, tense body language, and furtive glances at the clock, with enough ups and downs introduced in the marriage of David (Campbell Scott) and Dana (Hope Davis) Hurst to introduce an element of ambiguity into David’s suspicions that his wife is cheating on him (with the entire question of Dana’s infidelity coming to a screeching halt when a more immediate concern, a bout of influenza, gradually overtakes the entire family leading to much vomiting; still the tension continues to simmer beneath the surface). The film is perfectly cast, I’ve always found Hope Davis to be a somewhat detached actress, and this distance pays off for her role as a straying wife, while Campbell Scott creates an outwardly calm, controlled character and allows the audience to see the anger percolating underneath.

The Secret Lives of Dentists is a very interiorized movie (I think this is the quality that the movie’s title refers to, not the actual domestic strife), sticking almost completely to Scott’s POV; we see his somewhat banal fantasies surrounding his wife’s affair (actually, they’re often hilariously banal), fever dreams, as well a replay of earlier scenes, which end on a much more different, more positive note. But most importantly, the film supplies a personification of David’s inner life, in the form of Dennis Leary, who actually plays a dual role, a hostile dental patient named Slater, and the proverbial devil on David’s shoulder (not to mention conscience, devil’s advocate, and id). Leary’s brand of acerbic, angry style of comedy is a perfect foil for Scott’s “placid” demeanor, and the interplay between the two is great, especially since Scott strains to resist most of Leary’s suggestions, but then, can’t help but let things slip out. He is that angry voice which races through your mind. It’s this resistance which feeds into the main marital dynamic.

The Hurst’s marriage, where David was once the risk taker (example being the country bike ride that Rudolph periodically cuts back to), has completely stultified into a rather hectic domestic routine. Rudolph sets this up beautifully in the first few scenes, as David, his attention completely absorbed by the couple’s three children, seems completely oblivious to his wife’s passion for the opera (the only thing she actually seems passionate about), he even acts like going to his wife’s performance as something of a chore. His childish refusal to even engage her about her affair (heaven forbid the routine is broken), other than a few snide remarks muttered under his breath, seems to be almost an extension of this earlier dynamic, which probably served to only push her farther away. At the end, after a prolonged absence, she returns, but there reconciliation is perfunctory; having banished Slater, David calmly, and curtly, informs his wife that he doesn’t want to know anything about her affair. Pushing everything under the rug doesn’t seem to bode well for the future of their marriage.